HOw to FiGht donkeys in the heat?
Things you will need:
Face Paint - preferably in War colors or Hot Pink. Donkeys hate hot pink.
A solid sounding horse call. That of a stallion.
And be in good shape. Period. Good enuff shape to pull off a fatality finishing move.
When faced with the tactile adversary of a jackasss, you must be alert. Donkeys have been known to carry explosives so I would be very aware of the fact that this animal is as keen as Jeremy Renner in the hurt locker.
And stay away from their backside. Their ass is the most dangerous part of the ass.
An ass's ass is danger.
It wont do you any good to try and punch this creature in the gut, they are made of rawhide and hard as stone.
Actually it'd be bettahh to befriend a donkey than to evahh make it a nemisis. Donkeys will put in work and carry your stuff through the desert for you.
Yeah, nevamind, befriend it.
One set of tools that'd be handy to have in your arsenal and tool belt of life knowledge is The Bourne Supremacy training in all around badassnessity. Is there a Jason Bourne School or University. There should be. All tacticle training with none of the bs restrictions for outlaws.
I used a coupon for the first time evahhh. Felt weird.
These flowahhhhs are getting wicked big. Honestly I didnt think they be this big.
I want to know what an explosion in a no gravity atmosphere looks like.