We opened-up with the harrowing tale of the newest Sea World employee who was attacked! Now this was Eddie’s version, because of his aversion to the Orca, a.k.a. Killer Whales.  It was actually some maintenance guy fixing the Polar Arctic Penguin Beluga Whale ride thing and had a piece of machinery fly off it and take a chunk out of his face.  Eddie insisted its spin control and cover-up by SW, because of all the deaths at their sea parks at the hands of the whales. 

We played some disgusting audio of the President of the USA on The View.  It got us talking about how some media people disrespect the office of the President by the way they ask questions, what questions they ask, etc.  He was asked about Kim Kardashian, the book “50 Shades of Grey”, and his favorite snack.  Terrible. 

We talked about ABC wanting to put out a “Hulk” series next year, because of all the hoopla surrounding The Avengers success and the majority of “The Show” said this was a bad idea. It’s been tried, it’s failed and this will fail too, because of CG these days and how long it takes to produce, etc.  Keep it mysterious and keep us wanting more. 

We played another round of TONE DEAF KARAOKE, the “delightful” batch!  The P1’s went 3-for-4 for an awesome gift certificate for the killer cupcakes we had in studio last week. 

SPORTS DIRT let us know the Padres won, 6-1, the Miami Heat lost thanks to LeBron James choking…AGAIN and the LA Kings are now up 2-nothing on the Phoenix Coyotes in the NHLplay-offs. 

We talked about the study that says guys think that texting is the worst thing about dating these days.  The question of when to text after the date, what to say, etc. is a bitch!  Check out the study The Show’s page, “Follow Along With The Show” @ rock1053.com.

We got an e-mail from P1 Not Fragile because she had sex with this great guy she’s been dating, for the first time and he was wayyyyy too gentle.  She wasn’t looking to get beat-up but she said it was so not memorable.  We discussed and kind of all agree that there has to be some friendly rough and tumble play in the room.  On both sides.  Sky even said she wouldn’t mind being “dominated” in the room.  We got some great calls from the gals who want a little spice in the chamber.  The sleeping chamber, that is.  Most said they want a little cowboy. 

We talked about the robbery of Junior Seau’s house in Oceanside five days after Seau shot himself, committing suicide.  Some person broke-in and stole a bike from his garage and rummaged thru the cabinets as well.  So gross.  Capitalizing on a tragic death like that!

We got a text from a guy who came home to find out his girlfriend had died his dog’s hair pink. “The Show” except for Ashlee, hates this.  It’s a DOG, let them be a DOG!  Holy cow. Brob said take the dog and run!!!

We talked about Hillcrest being granted the right to erect a 65-ft. flag-pole that will carry a 12 x 18 rainbow flag.  Eddie then made the proclamation that we’re all gay and that we don’t have a problem with gays. The Show started to sing “True Colors” and Costa dropped in “Streets of Philadelphia” and got put in a time-out! 

We wrapped-up with the story of the restaurant in Wisconsin, “Chuck’s” that a guy was picketing at because they told him to go after he ate 12 pieces of fish during their “All You Can Eat” fish fry.  They tried to give him 8 more pieces but he called the cops on them.  He claimed it was false advertising.  The back story was this guy had an outstanding bill and this is the reason they booted him.  It then led to some great fish-related one-liners until Ashlee said Chuck’s wife probably smelled like tuna!  Podcast it on The Show’s page @ rock1053.com.  Well worth it. 

Tomorrow, a vagina with teeth, comedian Lisa Lampanelli will rehash the season of The Apprentice with us and also from the WWE, Daniel Brian will join us, along with a cavalcade of stars from the Drew Brees Celebrity Tournament at La Costa.