J&D’s Foods has just released exactly what the world needs...Bacon Sunscreen and Bacon Condoms!
That's right, this summer, you can lather up with Bacon Sunscreen enriched with SPF 30 and rich, porky moisturizers. Or go to town with a Made in America, high quality latex, condom that has been generously coated with J&D’s baconlube™, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant.
Both of these items can be yours for the low low price of $9.99 a piece!
Check it out: J&D’s Foods
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